The Alpha Female
Trinogamous Relationship; Committed relationship between three individuals.
The Stats. Since it's been awhile...
Sara Jane Poe aka Witch Sara aka the Witch
height; just a smidge under 5'2"
in love with; Lora and Emily
song; Dante's Prayer
tv show; Buffy (Still)
movie; Batman Begins
writer; Brian Michael Bendis
artist; Currently, Terry Moore (See links section below.)
Lorabelle Tempest Riley aka Lora Belle aka the Belle
height; 5'2 1/2"
song; Currently into classical piano music
tv show; Buffy (Still)
writer; Anne Rice
artist; David Mack
in love with; Sara and Emily
Emily Greta Ellison aka Emily Graves aka the Grave
hair; dark brown
tv show; Sailor Moon
movie; The Shawshank Redemption
writer; J. K. Rowling
artist; doesn't have one
in love with; Sara and Lora
And the new kids...
Laura Maye Poe (no nickname as of yet.)
song; You Had Time
tv show; Passions
writer; Her answer, "You mean like, books?"
in love with; Jesca and any pussy that comes her way. (HOE!)
Jesca Lynn Jaynes aka Boobies
color; yellow (Ugh)
song; Dante's Prayer
tv show; Passions (She and Laura never miss it.)
movie; Imagine Me and You
writer; J. K. Rowling
in love with; Laura, Laura and ONLY Laura
"How Many Lesbians Does It Take To Screw In A Light bulb?"
That's how it started. Emily likes to tell corny jokes and asked that one at breakfast, causing Lora, who HATES lesbian jokes, to give her a dirty look.
And before anyone could answer her...
"Speaking of screwing, when are we gonna do that wrestling thing?" Asked Jesca. Which caused everyone in the kitchen to give her a weird look.
"Why are you associating our oil wrestling with screwing," I asked.
"Well...Laura told me the rules so I just thought...," She replied then stopped. (The rules... http://sarasdarkness.blogspot.com/2006/09/ground-rules-for-nude-lesbian-oil.html)
"We can do it tonight!" Emily chimed in. To which Lora replied...
"We'll be changing the rules."
"Awww," both me and Emily added at the same time.
Lora looked at me and said, "Sara, it's your SISTER and her girlfriend."
To which I looked at Jesca, smiled, and said,"I know."
Jesca smiled back at me then looked down at her breakfast and blushed BIG TIME! At which point my sister walked into the room.
"Hey," said I. "We're gonna wrestle tonight, k?"
Laura looked right at Jesca, hesitated, then, "Jesca is my partner."
"Excellent," I said under my breath.
"I think it'd be best if Sara was your partner," added spoil-sport Lora.
"Why," Laura argued, "I want Jesca."
"So you're gonna strip down to a thong and oil wrestle your own sister?" Lora said. (As if that were a bad thing.)
I immediately added, "We're changing the rules remember! There's only gonna pinfalls, no oral." Then I looked at Jesca and smiled again, "Maybe."
"Stop looking at her that way!" My sister yelled.
"What?" I yelled back, "I'm not gonna DO your girlfriend right in front of you, okay? Our wrestling doesn't ALWAYS end with us all having sex on the mat."
"That's not what Emily says." Jesca spoke up.
All eyes went to Emily, who was at that point blissfully ignoring us and stuffing her face with scrambled eggs till she saw we were all looking at her. Giggly-girl that she is, she couldn't help but to burst out laughing, spitting scramble egg all over the table. Which pretty much ended our breakfast.
A couple hours later I went to Laura's room and saw that she was alone sitting on the edge of the bed coloring in a coloring book. "Hey," said I. "Hey," said she without looking up.
"So, you okay with us wrestling tonight?" I asked.
"Yeah, but whatever you do to Jesca I'm gonna do to Lora." She replied as if giving me a warning not to get freaky with her girlfriend.
"Lora's not wrestling. She's just gonna sit on the sidelines and be our ref." I told her smirkly.
"Then I'll do it to Emily," she said, finally looking up at me.
"I'm okay with that," I smiled, "And I know she will be, too. But I meant me and you. Are you okay with THAT?"
She suddenly got a very serious look on her face. Her eyes shot down to my crotch (fReAk!) then quickly back up to mine before adding, "Yeah," in a very low voice.
I walked over and sat on the bed next to her. She was still looking at me. I put my arm around her, brought my face really close to hers and said in the sexiest whisher I could, "Good. Cause I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass." I got up and walked away laughing and heard her say, "Bitch!," as I walked out the door.
Night came. The "STAY THE FUCK AWAY!" sign was put on the front door. Furniture was moved out of the living room and many quilts place on the floor covered by the big plastic sheet we have for the occasion. Wesson oil was sprayed onto the sheet. (We use to use baby oil but it taste nasty so...) Us girls were in our rooms getting ready.
My thought were on Jesca and her PERFECT boobies and how I COULD NOT WAIT till I had her in that ring. Lora, of course, knew this because I haven't hid my affection for Jesca's PERFECT breasts. She was mostly okay with it because she would be there and knew that I just wanted to cop a feel (Several feels actually.) and there would, probably, be no hanky panky going on.
I, of course joking, put on a pair of crotchless panties just to freak Lora out before going downstairs. Emily thought it was a great idea. Lora, not so much. So me and Emily both put on thongs and wife-beaters, (I think you men call them "muscle shirts.") and headed downstairs to great our opponents.
Believe it or not, both Laura and Jesca were topless. (My very first FULL, other than peeking down her top when she wasn't looking, glimpse of Jesca's boobs. And, YES, they are...PERFECT! Cute little pink nipples surrounded by THE roundest milky white breasts I've ever seen. (The girl could probably glow in the dark.)
Emily was so fucking excited she kept her hands over her mouth so nobody could see that HUGE shit eating grin she had on her face.
"Should we put shirts on?" my sister asked.
"No," I replied, stripping my top off. Without asking Emily followed suit. Lora made a slight objection when she came down but in reality she's just as freaky as the rest of us and I know she was GEEKED to watch.
We grabbed the Wesson oil and rubbed ourselves down and I pushed Emily out of the ring. I was going to start this match. Jesca, without being asked, got into the ring with me. As soon as Laura saw what was happening she tried to object, but it was too late. I grabbed Jesca by the shoulders and pushed her down on her back. Too easily.
"You have to resist." I said. "It's no fun if you don't put up a fight, girly-girl."
So we locked up again. Jesca was a little stronger than I thought she would be, but I have the skills. I ducked under her arm and got behind her, wrapping my arms around her chest (YAY!) and pulling her up and over my shoulder in a VERY cool, if I do say so myself, belly-to-back suplex.
As soon as she was flat on her back I jumped up and straddled her, holding her arms down with my hands and pushing my crotch, panties soaked with Wesson oil, against hers and pushed HARD. I heard her let out a slight moan. But...
"ONE! TWO!..." Lora started to count the pinfall right away.
I quickly put my hand under Jesca's head and pulled her shoulders up off the mat.
"No, no, no, baby. This is FAR from over." I said, fully planning to enjoy myself with this sexy little blond THANG.
Jesca was stiil not resisting the way she should be and put both hands on my hips as I was holding her there. She looked up at me, I looked down at her, and then planted a FULL lip kiss right on her mouth.
"HEY! You're supposed to be wrestling not fucking!" My sister yelled.
"What!" I yelled back. "Mickie James does it to her opponites!"
"I don't care what...whoever she is does!" My sister retorted, then reached out and slapped Jesca on her shoulder.
Lora slapped her hands together and yelled, "TAG!"
"YAY!" Emily yelled. "Freak." I replied. "You're the one about to roll around on the floor naked in oil with your sister." she said, sticking her tongue at me. (Okay, yeah, I still think my sister is icky, but the way that sounded coming out of Emily's mouth was HAWT!)
So I got off of Jesca and Laura got into the ring. She was giving me mad looks and said, "I'm gonna hurt you."
"Mmm, hurt me, baby," I said back. I could hear Emily giggling her excitement behind me and when I looked at Lora she was actually siting on the edge of the chair in anticipation.
We locked up. I immediately went under her arm and grabbed her from behind the way I did Jesca. (Though I admit, I grabbed Laura around her stomach instead of her boobs so when I suplexed her she would go up higher and thus hit the ground harder.) Up she went. Lora yelled, "Tuck your head!" But it was too late. She hit the mat hard, taking most of it on the back of her head.
I back off right away to see if she was hurt. But to my little sister's credit, she rubbed the back of her head while getting up and there was no complaining at all. I was totally impressed.
We locked up again. I pushed her head under my right arm and raised my left hand toward the ceiling then let out a, "Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!" expecting my sister to fall prey to Matt Hardy's spinning neck breaker. It didn't turn out the way I expected.
My sister, the BIGGEST non-wrestling fan I know, lifted me up off the ground and flipped me over her shoulder in a pretty cool back body drop. Then she jumped on top of me before I could respond, held both my hands down and did the exact same thing I did to Jesca. She pushed her crotch right up against mine about as hard as she could.
It was a very effective move and really stunned me. I was laying there with her on top of me, in somewhat of a daze at the sitch, when I hear Lora yell, "THREE!"
I pushed Laura off me and yelled, "What?!?"
"Oh my god, she pinned you," came Emily's response.
I was totally stunned. I've wrestled many matches and have never, NEVER been pinned. (I've lost by being eaten out but that was usually by choice or in a handicap match against both Lora and Emily.) I do NOT get pinned! (Okay, there was that one time by my mom but that was a totally different sitch.)
"Oh my god," Emily said again.
"You didn't count to three," I said to Lora, angry now.
"Yes, I did."
"She did," Emily added.
Now it my turn to be the spoil-sport. "Fuck all of you," I said. Then I stormed upstairs and jumped into the shower. (Remember, I'm da bad guy.) Emily eventually came up and joined me. The sex made me calm down so I wasn't as angry any more, but it was still a pretty fucked up thing for me to deal with.
I doubt there will be any more wrestling matches with my sister and Jesca. Emily was a little pooed because she didn't get to wrestle but, hey, da bad guy doesn't care about dat, eh.
So, how many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The Seduction of Misty Mundae
Misty Mundae aka Erin Brown is a young looking, but ADULT, actress that has stared in some of we three's favorite erotic movies!
Misty Mundae as SpiderBabe!
Download SpiderBabe, FULL movie, here...
Hardcore Superstar By Tegan and Sara
Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, "The Killer In Me," where Willow let's Tara be dead. *sniff*
More Buffy episodes online, http://www.surfthechannel.com/show/television/Buffy_The_Vampire_Slayer.html
Buffy episodes in .rmvb format to download and watch on your comp, http://blogseriesbr.blogspot.com/2007/10/buffy.html (You'll need the VLC player, free and no spyware, http://www.videolan.org/vlc/)
Time Traveling Lesbian!
Watch all eight episodes of Time Traveling Lesbian at http://www.afterellen.com/video/timetravelinglesbian
STILL Sara's Favorite Lesbian Scene. Can't understand a word of it, but it's not a necessity.
Study Backs Theory of 'Grassy Knoll'
New Report Says Second Gunman Fired at Kennedy
By George Lardner Jr.
The House Assassinations Committee may have been right after all: There was a shot from the grassy knoll.
That was the key finding of the congressional investigation that concluded 22 years ago that President John F. Kennedy's murder in Dallas in 1963 was "probably . . . the result of a conspiracy." A shot from the grassy knoll meant that two gunmen must have fired at the president within a split-second sequence. Lee Harvey Oswald, accused of firing three shots at Kennedy from a perch at the Texas School Book Depository, could not have been in two places at once.
Study: False Statements Preceded War
Jan 22, 10:14 PM (ET)
By DOUGLASS K. DANIEL
WASHINGTON (AP) - A study by two nonprofit journalism organizations found that President Bush and top administration officials issued hundreds of false statements about the national security threat from Iraq in the two years following the 2001 terrorist attacks.
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