Night came. The howling of coyotes in the distance caught my attention and I went out into the darkness. It was 3am and the community was mostly fast asleep. The heat and humidity made me start to sweat after only a few minutes outside. I was only wearing a pair of shorts, a wife beater t-shirt and a thong underneath my shorts but still started sweating.
Walking in the middle of the street I turned the corner and could see Jacob's light on. I wished then that I had brought toilet paper with me. He has such a nice tree in front of his house. I wanted to decorate it but had nothing to do it with.
I walked over to the edge of the bluffs and could see for miles into Missouri. I stood there looking out over the Mississippi River for the longest time. Then I noticed that I was sweating so bad that the front of my shirt was wet and you could see my nipples. Little dime-sized pink things poking thru my wife beater.
From where I stood there were no houses in sight so I got brave and took the shirt off. I decided to walk thru the little spot of woods and come go home thru the back way so no one would see me. I tied the shirt around my neck and went topless thru the woods till I came across the pond. The water looked dark and cool on such a hot night. So I dropped my shorts and walked into it.
The pond use to have still waters, but still water gets stagnet and starts to smell so my step-dad had a recycling stream put in with a small water fall. I walked in up to my waist then over to the falls and sat down. Eventually I got so comfortable that the thong came off and I flung it over my shoulder.
It's very dark at the pond and when I got tired of being in the water I headed back to where I thought I'd left my clothes. I thought wrong. I looked and looked but couldn't see where I had put them.
"No problem," I think to myself. "No one is awake and I can slip in thru the back and wouldn't be noticed anyway." Easy as easy pie. But...my mind doesn't seem to think the easy way.
I walked as far as the stables and decided to check on my horsie. As tempted as I was to go Lady Godiava around the community I refrained. Instead I walked thru the stables and then over to Annalara's yard. I was going to cut thru her yard but as I passed her bedroom window I could see thru the fan that she was laying on her bed asleep.
I thought of how funny would it be if I woke her up just then. Wake her up and see how she's doing, not even acknowledging my nudity. But no. I've spent enough time in the nut house and didn't need her thinking I needed more. Thats when I was interupted by one of her cats. Barrington was his name and he must have smelled me cause he came right up and started rubbing against my leg.
I started to pick him up but he scooted a few feet away then looked back at me. I got the feeling that he wanted me to follow so I did. He led me around the back of the house into Annalara's garden. My attention drifted when I saw that Annalara was planting some new flowers and had left her work half finished. I knew better than to touch her gardening stuff so I tried to walk around it.
Clumsy me stumbled but caught myslef before I hit the ground. Annalara's yard has lots of loose dirt and I stuck my hand in a pile of it. That coupled with the sweat means I shouldn't have wiped my face afterward. I knew right away that I got dirt on my face. I also knew right away that it was time to go inside. That's when Barrington rubbed against my leg again.
I chased him out of the garden and into my backyard before I just decided to sit down in the grass to see if he would come to me. Almost as soon as I sat down he came right to me. So I picked him up and started snuggling him against my dirt streaked face.
Right at that exact moment my backdoor opened and Lora came out wearing nothing but an oversized t-shirt that she likes to sleep in.
"What are you doing out here?" She asked, and as I put the cat down her eyes grew wide. For a split second I'd forgotten that I was naked. As soon as I realized it I started laughing my ass off at the expression on Lora's face. She just stood there looking at me.
When I finally stopped laughing I held my hand out to her and told her to come to me and we could make love right there in the grass. She just looked at me like I was crazy so I lay back and stretched my naked body out trying to entice her. She smiled, tempted, but she's too proper a lady and told me to come inside.
I won't go into perverted details of what happened next but this morning we went to the pond and found my clothes so I could prove my story to her and she wouldn't think that I was just running round the community naked, dirty and crazy.
I think tonight I'll go out again. Maybe walk over to the other side of the community to see what I can get into over there.