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9/26/06

Application For An Internet Girlfriend Chapter Two!

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"I want a new girlfriend," Emily said.

A statement which pretty much STUNNED THE FUCK out of me and Lora.

"On the Internet, I mean," she clearified before we could reply.

That was about a week ago. Emily has been mostly sitting at home everyday and going crazy doing so. She surfs the net looking for things to do and people to talk with. I, of course, am VERY untrusting of the Internet and thus have been telling her to stay away from chat rooms and such.

However, since we three have decided that she needs to rest up for another few weeks before going back to work, I'm going to help her look for a "friend" online to hang out with for a few hours everday.
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As I said before, I don't have a lot of trust in the net. The few people whom I call my friends are usually not online when Emily is, plus most of you guys are male, so the application and email addy below are for REAL girls who want an Internet girlfriend. But BEWARE, for I will be checking you out and making sure you're REAL and not some guy petending to be a girl.

Emily is NOT going to be sending any nudies nor will she be CYBERING so if that's what you're looking for then FUCK OFF! I personally will be asking for proof of who you are. No, I don't want your home address or anything like that but a picture is worth a thousand words so if you can't take a pic on request then please don't respond.

I am VERY protective of my Emily so expect that!
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THE APPLICATION!

*Please copy and fill this out then send it to the email address below*

Name or Net name;
Age;
Hair color;
Eye color;
City you live in;
How long have you been online;
How often do you get online;
Whom do you live with;

Favorite things...

Book;
Movie;
Tv show;
Cartoon;
Food;
Scent;
Flavor;
Animal;
Time of day;
Writer;
Actor;
Actress;

Do you have a website, blog, myspace, livejournal or some other online place?

Why do you want an Internet girlfriend?


Please send application with a pic of yourself to; emilygrvz@gmail.com

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14 Comments:

Blogger Kent said...

I would guess tucking it back isn't going to work. ;)

I'm glad you're helping her out to keep her safe. Sure, there's good ones out there like me. But there're too many "to catch a predator" specials to not be exteremely vigilant.

11:51 PM  
Blogger Sabs said...

I'm already spoken for, right, Sara?

;)

12:36 AM  
Blogger Angelle said...

:D If it's okay, I sent an e-mail to Emily. I would really like to be-friend your girlfriend(s).

E-mail me soon if you get the chance.

-Angelle

11:09 PM  
Blogger Lisa_Pizza said...

Saaaaaarrrrrraaaaa! I did it. I made an account. I couldn't use Emily Graves because someone already took it so I use the nickname my brother calls me. I love you!!!!

Emily

2:52 AM  
Blogger Lisa_Pizza said...

Hi Angelle.

2:53 AM  
Blogger DungeonMasterJim said...

All I get is a profile for Lisa Pizza and no blog. You post yet, Miss Emily, who we've heard so much about? :)

6:46 AM  
Blogger DungeonMasterJim said...

Comment moderation? What gives?

7:21 AM  
Blogger Dougy said...

All sounds a bit scary to me. But good luck Emily!

7:47 AM  
Blogger Dougy said...

I just ended an internet relationship (well, I didn't end it, it was mutual...long story)and it was hard. Emily, I wish you the best, but be careful.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Moonspider said...

hey....how's life on your end dear


sorry I hardly post much in this place...juse been too much shit in my mind, and in the end, it's been fucking me up emotionaly and mentaly

12:29 AM  
Blogger kubiak said...

I want a real-life girlfriend but all the girls I know that I'm interested in have boyfriends. And I'm pretty sure they aren't into me that way. Real life sucks sometimes.

Good luck with the search!

10:10 AM  
Blogger DungeonMasterJim said...

Hey, it's closing in on 2 weeks without a new entry. Where are you, Sara?

7:04 PM  
Blogger Moonspider said...

stella steeeeeeelaaaaaaaaaaaa......er i mean, saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

10:23 PM  
Blogger Moonspider said...

stella steeeeeeelaaaaaaaaaaaa......er i mean, saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

10:23 PM  

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