This is petty and selfish but...
I talked to my stepdad today about Wizard World Chicago. I tell him all about it and that Lora and I will need about five grand for the entire cost of the trip. "Fine." He says, just make the arrangements and use my credit card. "GREAT," says I, and "Oh, I'll be going to Wrestlemania 22 in Chicago in April and will probably need a little more than that."
"NO," he meanly and viciously replies. "I'm only going to pay for one. You don't work and sit at home all the time so if you want to go to both you'll have to come to the resturant and work till the end of the year to pay for it."
"WTF! WORK! I tried working once and it didn't agree with me."
But he remains stubborn and says he'll only pay for one. So I get mad and walk out of his house and start walking angerly down the main road to town. Drunk Jacob pulls up. Offers me a ride. I go to reach for the door and he pulls up about ten feet and stops. Then backs up and when I reach for the door HE DOES IT AGAIN!
So I say fuck you and start walking toward town again. I get nearly to the gas station at the edge of town and this semi zooms past me and splashes water all over me!
I'm standing there dripping with nasty muddy water and Jacob pulls up LAUGHING! "Shoulda took the ride," he says. So I pick up a rock and throw it at his windshield and it cracks. He gets out of the car yelling at me and calling me stupid!
I stick my middle finger at him and walk down the road to Fifth St Apartments where Lora's mom lives to get cleaned up. I walk into the hallway and these to guys I've never seen before start with the childish, "Hey baby, whats your name" and "Damn, baby, you look hot" crap. I knock on Ruthann's door, all the while these guys are ragging me like I'm a piece of fucking meat!
No one is home. So I leave the building and start walking back toward the gas station. I walk around the corner and this HUGE dog that I didn't see coming jumps up on the fence of the yard he's in and scares the crap outta me. So I'm standing there argueing with it and his owner comes out yelling at me! "It's your damn dog's fault," I tell him but he's like, "Oh, he's just a dog and doesn't know better."
I walk away from him and start heading back down the road to the community. I decide to take the shortcut thru the woods. By now it's dark and I can't see and get fucking lost! Plus I had to squeeze thru weeds and get covered with burrs.
I FINALLY make it back home and my stepdad and drunk Jacob are standing on my front porch. My stepdad starts bitching at me about cracking Jacob's windshield and tells me that I have to pay for it! OR ELSE i CAN'T GO TO WW CHICAGO!
So I go into the house and Lora starts on me about losing my temper and walking to town so late. "GO TO HELL," I say in anger. So she LEAVES! Not telling me where she's going or anything!
So fuck the world and everybody that lives on it!