Okay, not really. I'm back but leaving again for Chicago soon.
Where have you been? I've tried emailing you in the past few months but I get no responce. :( I miss you. If you read this send me an email at email@example.com and I'll respond RIGHT AWAY!!!
Sooooo, I had BIG fun with Lora's family in the Quad Cities. She introduced me as her "friend" Sara but a few days later told them we're a couple and they mostly took it well. Her cousin (12 yr old girl) thought it was discusting (12 yr old WHORE!)but she got over it.
Lora also got some info about her dad, whom she has NEVER even met.
He's in prison. :( Looooong story that I won't even get into now.
We also went skinny dippin' on one of those 115 degree days. WITH GUYS!!! Yes, that's right! Sara Poe saw her FIRST actual real live PENIS MONSTER!!! RRAARRWW!
Actually I saw four of them and when the guys saw me checking them out (blantently!) then asking them why they were so small, they kinda stayed in the water or wrapped in towels after that. Lora wouldn't take her clothes off at first but after sitting on the bank for about twenty minutes in the EXTREME heat he stripped down to her thong and bra and got in with us. (There were five girls and four guys in all.)
We stayed in a two room apartment above Lora's aunt's garage that had NO air conditioning. It sucked beyond words but I didn't complain. Lora has never met these people and I didn't want to ruin it for her in any way.
Anyways, I'm glad we're home. :)
Here's some cool stuff I got emailed to me while I was gone.
FREE BUFFY EPISODES!
Buffy season five, six and seven. Full episodes with Angel season five.
Plus some South Park episodes!
That's all for now. No more emails from my Internet stalker. I guess the peeps at the wrestling board took care of it. YAY!
I closing, I give you...PIE!