1. Murphy's Law; If somehing can go wrong, it probably will.
2. Well behaved women don't make history.
3. Teddy bears aren't so scarey once you've watch your cat hump one a few times.
4. Don't believe everything you think.
5. Never cut what you can untie.
6. She who collects the most toys, still dies.
7. There is nothing there in the dark thats not there in the light.
8. Fear what's in the light.
9. Some days it's just not worth gnawing thru the straps.
10. The enemy is fear. We think it is hate, but it is fear.